Coco: There are two ways to have a baby. The gross way and the hospital way.
Me: So is the hospital way a caesarean and the gross way a vaginal birth? Which is incidentally, more common.
Coco: Ewww, you’re gross. I can’t believe you said vaginal to me. I MEAN how the baby got in there.
Me: Huh? What is the hospital way? *Has visions of doctors and nurses shacked up in equipment cupboards*
Coco: You know, a test-tube baby. When a baby comes from a petri-dish. (Duh)
Me: And the gross way is….?
Coco: I’m not telling. Liam knows, ask him. *runs off*
Coco: *yells over shoulder* And you and Dad are gross.
So it appears my work here is done. Gross out people.
Probably wouldn’t cut it as a Wicked Camper writer. Go over and sign this petition
…From The Ashers xx
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